Walking that way, aren't ya?
Laughing at the same jokes, aren't ya?
Driving on the safe routes and eating at the same restaurant, aren't ya?
Taking selfies, adding mascara and lipgloss, curling hair and getting wasted with twenty-three friends every weekend, aren't ya?
Changing the subject when it gets too deep, aren't ya?
If you answered 'yes' to those questions
and your biggest problem in life is how your hair looks in photos
or if they've run out of your favourite dip in that diner you always go to
Then I'm sorry, but-
You can't count on this kind of test's results, idiot.